Frickin' Elephant

Little Jake is 5 and learning to read.
He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,

"Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!"

Deep breath ... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama!It says so on the picture!"

and so it does ...

"A f r i c a n Elephant " Hooked On Phonics strikes again